Posted on May 08 2019
Welcome back everyone! How is everyone doing? I’m not going to lie guys, I have been better. My dad has been gone for a week and I have come to the conclusion that I was not made to adult. It’s been a crazy week and my house is basically an explosion of yarn, balloons, craft supplies and Easter treats. I’ve decided that I really am like a cat. I can generally get by on my own but someone definitely needs to check to make sure that I’m getting enough food and especially water, if possible clean the bathroom and while they’re at it, could someone please put the laundry away? The other day I looked my bougainvillea plant that had shed its blossoms all over the floor and legitimately thought, “huh, I forgot that did that.”
Now if you’re thinking, “damn, she’s spoiled.” Yes. Yes, I am. My dad likes things exactly the way he likes it and 37 years together has taught us that things work a lot more smoothly if we both stay in our respective lanes. Staying out of his way is basically why I’m definitely in the top 10 of his favourite people. If you guys are thinking that that should be a given, it’s not. I’m not even assuming I’m in the top five because after his grandkids, his parents and his two sisters, there is definitely not room for me. Truthfully, I think one of those sisters and I swap places on the list depending on which one of us is annoying him more but the other sister is pretty firmly situated.