Posted on November 28 2018
Welcome back everyone! My friends, my tree is up and lit! I claim zero credit. The poor thing stood sad and bare for over a week before my mother had mercy and decorated it for me. This morning, I'm sitting on my couch watching the lights twinkle and it is making me feel very content with the world. If you're all thinking, wow, this girl is super spoiled, yes, yes I am. My mom absolutely loves me and I shamelessly lap it up.
My parents occasionally ask me when I'm going to get married and produce offspring and I look at them like they're crazy. I have the greatest deal in the world. There's no way I'm giving it up. There is not a single person in the world who will love me as much as my mom. Never mind that as soon as I have kids, my mom is immediately going to love them more than she loves me. They are guaranteed to be way cuter than me and that’s just not going to work for me. As far as I’m concerned, my mom sealed her own fate.